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WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE TO DESERVE A DEAD OTP
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
JESUS
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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
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we’ve already established that you and Niall are perfect for each other. I mean he loves food, and you wrote an entire page in my 8th grade year book about how much you love chocolate. you can’t deny that kind of chemistry just because you like Harry’s face.